I am outdated
Well, back in the day, I had my own little webpage, all HTML written by me. Not great, but at least I could easily upload pics and determine the layout. Apparently I have outlived my technological usefulness, because FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I cannot post a pic to my profile.
Anyhow, tomorrow I am going to see the Drew Emmit Band, and can't wait. If you've never seen them, you don't know what you're missing. Actually, I am probably lying - I've never seen them. But Drew Emmit used to be part of Leftover Salmon, an allegedly awesome bluegrass band, but I wouldn't know, because every time they came to concert in Ohio, they were in Athens on a weeknight... damn!
Better yet, I'm going with a seemingly nice girl named Susanne, who actually has 1) A brain 2) A degree of stability 3) A vocubulary not full of annoying restaurant lingo (see future posts on KP for further explanation) and 4) strawberry blonde hair - do you all know how much I dig that?
So far this blogging thing is not at all living up to my expectations, because for whatever reason I can't think of anything humorous or entertaining to write about. But, dear comrades, the best wines age over time, so maybe there's hope yet.
Tonight's rant has been sponsored by Jackie from "That 70s show".
posted by Flan @ 8:26 PM
4 Comments:
Wow, you're a dork
FIRST MOTHER PHUCKERS!
So who is this lady-friend you speak of? Where did you meet her? Please don't say work. NEVER PHUCK WHERE YOU MAKE THE BUCK. DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT.
I think he is calling numbers from the bathroom wall again. Hope you don't get that burning sensation again :-)
hugs
Yes, you are outdated now post something new or Lo Lo will punch you in your sternum.
Yeah, what the hell??? Where have you been? I'm not here 4 days a week - what's your excuse??
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